My Advice to Angry Trump Supporters

Danger is all around you from Democrats, but you can prevent disaster, both personal and national, by taking four simple steps.  Prevention is the best measure in these dangerous times, and these four steps will insulate your mind and heart from dangerous ideas and values and keep your body free from dangerous air.

  1. Prevent mind pollution.  Watch only Fox, OAN, and NewsMax television and listen only to Rush Limbaugh’s old radio programs.  Most of you do this already, but this one step is not sufficient.  You must follow the other three steps to save yourself and our country.
  1. Prevent lung pollution: Because there are more of ‘them’ than there are of you, it is literally impossible to avoid breathing the air that they breathe, except in the sanctity of your own home.  So in order to prevent your lungs from being polluted, always wear a mask whenever you venture outside.  (Some of you, no doubt, wear hoods on special evenings when your secret society meets, but occasional hood wear is not sufficient protection).
  1. Prevent  heart and soul pollution:  Join the right kind of Christian Church.  While some Christian Churches open their doors to immigrants and people with conflicting values, you can avoid them by doing a little bit of research.  Being among real Christians will keep your heart pure.
  1. Prevent body pollution:  This may seem counter-intuitive, but in order to keep your vital bodily fluids from being corrupted by the China virus that Democrats call COVID-19, you must get vaccinated.  

These four simple steps will protect your heart, your soul, your lungs, your vital bodily fluids, and your mind from Democrats, liberals, progressives, and others who don’t understand what it means to be a real American.

God Bless You All….

5 thoughts on “My Advice to Angry Trump Supporters

  1. John,

    I get your intention along with a dose of wit and trickery but I’m having trouble with number 4.  I would think you might want to encourage a heavy dose of Ivermectin?

    Cheers,

    G/

    Gary Gruber, Ph.D.

    PO Box 4926

    Tubac, AZ 85646

    505-795-4329

    From: The Merrow Report Reply-To: The Merrow Report Date: Monday, September 13, 2021 at 8:05 AM To: Subject: [New post] My Advice to Angry Trump Supporters

    John Merrow posted: ” Danger is all around you from Democrats, but you can prevent disaster, both personal and national, by taking four simple steps. Prevention is the best measure in these dangerous times, and these four steps will insulate your mind and heart from dang”

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  2. Take me off your foolish site, please.

    On Mon, Sep 13, 2021 at 11:04 AM The Merrow Report wrote:

    > John Merrow posted: ” Danger is all around you from Democrats, but you can > prevent disaster, both personal and national, by taking four simple steps. > Prevention is the best measure in these dangerous times, and these four > steps will insulate your mind and heart from dang” >

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  3. Your learning matters program on dawn marcal (lady with AIDS) from 1991 is amazing. I think that is a standard of reporting to aspire to. But I am not sure why you would mock the 75 million people who voted for Trump last year. Why would you want to alienate 75 million people, all of whom have legitimate concerns about life and society?

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