Stopping by Washington on a Snowy Evening
Whose swamp this is, I think I know:
Hails from Kenya, name starts with ‘O.’
He’s been dumped. I’m President Trump
It’s time for that loser to go.
He came to Washington talking about ‘hope.’
Nobel Prize or not, that makes him a dope.
To that mope, I say ‘nope.’
Let’s go find us some chicks to grope.
That house he lives in, historic and old
Not my style. I like bold
And I like huge, and (trust me) I’m huge.
I’ll fill it with women, cover it in gold.
‘Cause this swamp’s mine, it’s for sale.
This is my moment. No way I’ll fail.
Billionaires welcome, no Mexicans please.
Just say ‘Heil Donald’ (but pronounce it ‘hail’).
I’ll fill this swamp, call it ‘Trump Lake.’
Say I’m doing it for America’s sake.
Let’s move. I have promises to break…
And lots and lots of money to make.
(Lots and lots of money to make!)
(Who wrote this poem, you think you know:
Old man with glasses, hair like snow.
You’re thinking Frost, but you are lost.
Author’s a guy with weak sense of humor, poor rhyming skills and absolutely no sense of meter)
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This is classic and should be posted everywhere. Or perhaps dropped via plane over Washington!
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We are with you every step of the way. We’ve just moved to Berkeley; Trump not welcome here either.
Tom and Karen
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You do have a sense of rhyme…. and so right on.
Another Californian whose state just hired Eric Holder to keep our residents safe.
Well done and, just like the original, there is the subtle theme of death woven throughout!
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Hilarious! What a gem!
Well done John, on both pieces. It’s one of the first smiles I’ve had since the Women’s march!
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