Much has been written about “Project 2025,” supposedly a blueprint for a second Trump Presidency.  I have learned that candidate Trump had nothing to do with “Project 2025.”  However, he has been personally involved in another less complex but more ambitious project, named by Trump himself as “Project 1897,” a reference to William McKinley, Trump’s second favorite former president (after himself, doh).  

“Project 1897” has just three major points:

1. Tariffs (and no income tax)
2. 2G, with implications for relations between the sexes, and voting privileges
3. Natural American Zones of Interest, his trade policies

“Project 1897” is written in the first person, although it is not clear whether Mr. Trump actually wrote it, dictated it, or had aides do the writing.

TARIFFS:   “Section 232 of the Trade Expansion Act of 1962 grants me broad power (including the imposition of tariffs) to adjust imports whenever I find them to be a threat to U.S. national security. As your President the first time, I imposed a 45% tariff on Chinese goods, and this time I will immediately impose a 60% tariff on all goods coming to us from China. This will make all of us richer.  And to those doubters who say tariffs cause inflation, believe me when I tell you that the higher the tariff, the more likely it is that foreign companies will come into the United States, and build their factories here so they don’t have to pay the tariffs.  These countries and foreign companies only understand strength, and we are strong. I will make the tariffs so high, so horrible, so obnoxious–maybe 100% or even 200%–that those companies will come here right away. They will build here and hire American workers. 

What’s more, the prosperity tariffs will bring to our great country will allow me to eliminate the federal income tax!  I will abolish the IRS, and put the 90,000 IRS bureaucrats out on the street, just like that.  That’s a savings of $16 billion, just like that. And no more April 15th confusion for millions of Americans.

2G:  “Telephone companies like Verizon and T-Mobile keep trying to confuse us by talking about ‘5G’ and ‘4G,’ which is about how fast the phones work. Don’t be fooled or confused. There’s only TWO G, by which I mean GENDER. There’s men and there’s women, and that’s it.  There’s no ‘3G, or ‘4G’ or ‘5G’ and however many more the left can come up with. I promise to bring back respect for the two genders God made, with separate bathrooms and just two athletic groups.  No more ‘gender transition craziness.’

As for these people who call themselves ‘trans,’ they will find themselves ‘transported’ to the Siberian desert or maybe the moon!  

The Bible, my favorite book, makes it very clear that God intended husbands to lead, and their wives to follow. We will go back to 1897 and return the responsibility for voting to men, as God intended.  As men, we will safeguard our women and protect them from the indignities of the workplace. I will protect women, whether they want me to or not.” 

3: Natural American Zones of Interest: “For too long other countries have taken advantage of American business, enacting laws that limit our investments. No more!  Capitalism is the wave of the future, and as your President, I will designate certain areas of the world ‘Natural American Zones of Interest” (NAZI) and I will use all the powers granted to me by our beautiful Constitution and our amazing Supreme Court to make sure that American corporations to dominate those regions economically.  

In the next four years (and probably eight), I will expand these ‘Natural American Zones of Interest’ so that, eventually, the entire world is NAZI.”