The First Day of School

(It’s my hope that my grandchildren’s teachers, and lots of other teachers as well, will say something like this on the first day of school.)

“Good morning, everyone.  Welcome back to school.  I hope every one of us will have the best year yet.  And I want this classroom to be a warm and welcoming space for everyone.  

During the year I will occasionally ask you “How are you feeling today?”  And, while I do care about your answers, let me tell you now, on Day One, that I’m going to ask only one vitally important question about each of you.  

But before I ask my question, let’s think about how schools operate.  Basically, today’s schools want to know one thing about every one of their students. About every one of you!  Directly and indirectly, they look at you and ask How Smart Are You?  Then they make you take all sorts of tests. When the machine sends back the results, the system relies heavily on those test scores for their answer.  They rank you.  In short, you’re a number. 

But never forget that a test score is just a number, and you are much more than a number. That number reveals how you did on that test on that particular day, but not much more. That number doesn’t make allowances for headaches or hunger pains, or for difficulties at home, or for the argument you might have that morning with a best friend or a girl or boy friend. 

The question that I am going to ask you changes the order of the words, just slightly but in a way that makes a world of difference.  My question is not ‘How Smart Are You?’ but HOW ARE YOU SMART?  Not ‘whether’ you are smart, because you are.  I want to know–and it’s even more important that you know–the different ways that you are smart.  

Because each and every one of you is smart in different ways.  ‘How are you smart?’ can be phrased differently: 

What are you curious about?  

What do you wish you were better at?  

What do you think about becoming?

What’s the fire inside you that is waiting to be ignited?

Perhaps you’re interested in fashion, marine biology, or farming.  Maybe you’d like to know more about how houses are designed and built. Or how your own body works. Or what different religions have in common, or the history of your family and community.  

Or all of those things!

I’d like you to spend some time thinking about what you dream about knowing, or becoming. What you would like to explore.  There’s no right or wrong answer here, just pathways to wander down.  You might want to keep a journal about your own explorations, something you can look back on as the year progresses and as you change.  

And, of course, you are free to change your mind. In fact, I hope you will.

My job, and the challenge for all of your teachers, is to make sure that you become competent writers, that you can work with numbers and with other people, and that your curiosity increases as we fan the flames of your desire to know.  You’re still going to read good books and study algebra and geography and all the other stuff, but, as much as possible,  through the lens of the ideas and subjects that turn you on.

If you’re interested in airplanes or auto mechanics or veterinary medicine, let’s figure out why mathematics matters.  And why writing and speaking clearly matter. Because they do….

This isn’t that dreaded “extra homework.” It’s my way of reminding you that you are unique, not a number in somebody’s ranking.  

What you are actually  doing in school, although we never say this, is ‘Building a Self,” and the self that you build will be your constant companion–for the rest of your life.  And whatever you learn, whatever you put into your head, that’s who you are. No one can take that away from you.

Any questions?

A Modest Proposal (that shouldn’t be read aloud around children)

Juliet’s question to Romeo, “What’s in a name?” is intended to be rhetorical because, as she notes, That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.”

But what does the name Republican convey ?  What on earth does “Republican” even mean in the time of Trump?  Perhaps “Trump Republican” is an oxymoron, given that he and his party are both rife with contradictions and also very far removed from the Republican Party of Abraham Lincoln and Dwight Eisenhower. Republicans once supported free trade; under Trump, they’re pro-tariff. Republicans once were fiercely anti-communist; under Trump, they’re good buddies with Putin and Xi and Kim Jong-un. And so on….

I suggest it’s time to rename Republican politicians like Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jim Jordan, Marsha Blackburn, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Josh Hawley.  They are no longer Republicans. Instead think of them as “Formerly Known as Republican, or “FKRs.” 

Other FKRs include Mitch McConnell, Lauren Boebert, Mike Johnson, and–of course–the shape-shifting JD Vance.  

I almost forgot Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson and Representative Matt Gaetz, both FKRs of the first order.

You can make your own list of FKRs.

Former President Donald J. Trump is in a special category.  He is certainly a FKR, but because he was once Formerly Known as a Democrat, he’s FKD. And because he also is ‘The Felon Known as Donald,’ also FKD,  one could conclude that the FKR is double-FKD.  

Or that he’s the mother of all FKRs.

A reminder: please don’t read this aloud in the presence of children.

(This piece may remind you of the joke about the Swedish war hero who shot down dozens of Nazi planes during WWII. In a talk to the ladies of the Garden Society of Greenwich, he was telling the audience about shooting down “one fokker after another.”  The hostess interrupted to assure the shocked ladies that Fokker was the name of a German airplane.  To which he responded, “No, ma’am, those fokkers were Messerschmitts.”)

Dear Mr. President

July 11, 2024

Dear President Biden,

You have been the most consequential and effective American president since FDR, and I believe that you will eventually be ranked among the three or four greatest US Presidents ever.

However, I also believe that your continuing to seek re-election this fall not only threatens your legacy but also virtually guarantees a Trump victory.  Given the recent Supreme Court decision regarding Presidential immunity, an unfettered Trump will put the USA on a downward path into fascism. Should we also lose the House and Senate, Project 2025 will be put in place, probably ending the American experiment for all time.

Former Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg provides a cautionary tale. If she had stepped aside gracefully and allowed the Obama/Biden Administration to choose her replacement, her reputation and legacy would be unblemished, and she would be ranked among the most consequential Justices in our history.  However, she stubbornly hung on and, when she died, was replaced by a right-wing Justice, Amy Coney Barrett.  Despite RBG’s accomplishments, she will be remembered as “the Justice whose refusal to accept reality gave us an activist hard-right Supreme Court”

Age is not just a number, and I know whereof I speak. I recently turned 83, and, although I have managed to ‘bike my age’ on my birthday for the past 14 years, this year’s 83-mile ride took much longer and also required about two days of recovery time.   Next year will be even more difficult, but I can take my time.  As President, however, you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, 24/7.  Although you’ve surrounded yourself with extremely competent people and clearly have the support of a loving family, that is not sufficient reason for many Americans (including me) to pull the lever for you in November.  We want and need strong, vigorous, effective leadership, the kind you have provided for years.  

If you choose to step aside, you won’t be ‘quitting.’  Instead, you will be putting the United States of America ahead of your own strong desires to stay in office and  ‘finish the job.’  

I, my wife, and dozens of  our friends hope you will recognize the reality of aging and step aside gracefully so that Vice President Harris (or some other Democrat) can ‘finish the job’ that you have provided a blueprint for. 

With great admiration, gratitude, and respect,

John Merrow

Edgartown, Massachusetts 

(SENT ELECTRONICALLY AND BY U.S. MAIL TO THE WHITE HOUSE JULY 11TH)

“Learn to Lie”

That’s not some stupid come-on. “Learn to Lie” is my new business venture, about which more later, but first I want to review the goings-on on my blog, TheMerrowReport.com, over the past few weeks.  

There was a history lesson about the slaveholder/abolitionist who wrote our National Anthem, ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ with its two questions, one of which the verse leaves unanswered.  That’s here.  America is a land of contradictions….

I also tried my hand at satire, taking a whack at CNN and its willingness to agree not to fact-check the recent debate between President Biden and former President Trump.  That’s here.

I also blogged about ‘biking my age’ for the 14th year in a row.  You may remember that I asked readers to contribute $83 (or more) to the Island Housing Trust.  While many of you made tax-deductible gifts, we are still 19 contributors (and more than a few dollars) shy of our goal.   It’s easy to donate to IHTMV.org.  Click here to make your tax-deductible gift.  (Please mention my name or refer to ‘the old guy on the bike’ when you give.)

What’s more, if you donate to IHTMV, you will receive a free lifetime membership to “Learn to Lie,” once I get it up and running.  In addition to the instruction book and video, membership includes bumper stickers:  “I Learned to Lie from John Merrow” and “I Lie with John Merrow. You Can Too!”

But wait–There’s More!! 

Before “Learn to Lie” gets underway, I need to become what my friend Kim Kardashian calls ‘an influencer’ on the web.  To achieve that status, I need at least 10,000 subscribers, known in the field as a ‘GI’ (which some say stands for ‘gullible individual’).

Become a GI by clicking the ‘subscribe’ link at the top of this page, TheMerrowReport.com.  I need 10,000 subscribers to become an ‘influencer,’ which means I’m only 9,299 shy. 

“Learn to Lie” is not what you may have been thinking. It’s actually an exercise program, the key to a long and healthy life. “Learn to Lie” is the reason I’ve been able to bike my age ever since I turned 70. I have come to the conclusion that it’s my moral duty to share with the world what I have learned.  What I can teach you will–I guarantee it–make your life more satisfying because it will make growing old/being old much easier.   Think how proud you will be to announce to the world, “I Learned to Lie fromJohn Merrow.”

Membership in “Learn to Lie” will be expensive, but if you donate to IHT now, you will receive a free lifetime membership in “Learn to Lie.”   

And when enough of you Subscribe to TheMerrowReport.com, I will become ‘an influencer.’  A subscription to my blog is free and certainly worth it.  

Thanks

No Fact-Checking Needed

I spent nearly 75 years reporting for PBS, NPR, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and Pravda. During that time I received three Pulitzer Prizes, 12 George Foster Peabody Awards, 17 Emmy nominations (but only nine Emmys, to my great disappointment), and three George Polk Awards.  

(My editor and I have agreed that fact-checking this column wasn’t necessary.)

In 2016 I had the unprecedented honor of being knighted by Queen Elizabeth II AND receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom from Barack Obama.  These awards were somewhat controversial because of my quite public romances over the years with Sophia Loren, Elizabeth Taylor, Farah Fawcett, Cindy Crawford, and Beyonce.

(The internet has made fact-checking irrelevant.)

But there’s no truth to the rumor that Mother Teresa and I were romantically involved.  We were very good friends, that’s all. 

(Fact-checking is soooo yesterday!)

In 1996 at the age of 55, I fulfilled a childhood dream: I temporarily gave up reporting and signed with The New York Yankees.  That season was a dream–I batted .307, stole 36 bases, and won a Gold Glove for my defensive play in left field. Many feel that I should have won the Rookie of the Year award, but my teammate and good friend Derek Jeter was certainly a deserving winner.

(Why would anyone want to fact-check me? Don’t you trust me?)

During my time as a war correspondent when I was embedded with the Special Forces in Iraq, I saved the lives of seven Americans when I picked up and threw an unexploded IED into a ditch. It subsequently exploded, and observers said we all would have been killed but for my instinctive action.  For this, I was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor, the only civilian to ever have received this recognition.

(Are you thinking about fact-checking this? Maybe you should!)

OK, subtlety isn’t my strong suit, and you’ve probably figured out that I’m really writing about the absence of fact-checking during the televised debate between President Biden and former President Trump, for which both political parties and CNN agreed that there would be no live fact-checking.   The result, which many of you saw, was a lie-filled 90 minutes during which Trump lied 28 or 29 times–and was never challenged!

Why am I upset?  Because CNN should never have agreed to that condition.  And once CNN did agree, the two reporters that CNN assigned to serve as moderators, Jake Tapper and Dana Bash, should have flat-out refused to participate. But they went ahead, giving candidate Trump license to say whatever he wanted, without fear of being challenged.  

(Wouldn’t you like to ask Tapper and Bash what was going through their minds when Trump lied blatantly for the fifth or sixth time? I have to think that those two seasoned reporters knew that they had made a serious mistake. Don’t you wonder whether either thought seriously about challenging him?)

The result damaged Biden, as we all know. But for me, the process also did serious damage to CNN and to the reputations of Tapper and Bash. When I tried to make that point recently with Marty Baron, the former editor of the Washington Post and the Boston Globe, he dismissed the idea, and I imagine that many others in my (former) line of work agree with him, but I strongly believe that no reporter anywhere should ever agree to that condition.   

For every journalist, fact-checking is not a choice but an obligation!

(Editor’s note: Fact-checking reveals that Merrow told at least 16 lies in the preceding paragraphs. We apologize for our failure to fact-check and will be certain to keep a closer watch on him in the future. To do so, we have subscribed to his blog, which YOU may also do by clicking the ‘subscribe’ button at the top of the page.)

WAVING THE FLAG

Before all thoughts of the recent celebration of our nation’s independence fade away, it’s worth recalling that our National Anthem, “The Star-Spangled Banner,” poses two questions but answers only the first, leaving the second for each generation to wrestle with.

You may be surprised to learn about the questions, because the song is never sung in a questioning, challenging way; instead, it’s broadly nationalistic, even jingoistic.  (And you may be surprised to learn that the man who sang the praises of  ‘the land of the free’ was a slave owner.  More about that later.)

I’ve seen data that two-thirds of Americans do know the words to our National Anthem, but perhaps you remember the first four lines, the ones that pose the first question: 

O, say can you see by the dawn’s early light 

What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming, 

Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight 

O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming? 

In other words, the song’s writer, Francis Scott Key, is asking whether our flag survived the night-long bombardment of Fort McHenry in what is known as the Battle of Baltimore in September, 1814, toward the end of the War of 1812. 

Key, a well-known 34-year-old Washington, D.C., lawyer and poet, actually witnessed the battle from a British ship.  “The British had captured Washington and taken William Beanes, a physician, prisoner. They were holding him aboard a ship in their fleet off the Baltimore shore. Friends of Beanes persuaded Key to negotiate his release. Key went out to the British fleet and succeeded in gaining Beanes’ release but, because the British planned to attack Baltimore at that time, both were detained. During the night of Sept. 13-14, Key watched the bombardment of Baltimore from the deck of a British ship. Although rain obscured the fort during the night, at daybreak he could see the American flag still flying from Fort McHenry. The fort still stood after the British had fired some 1,800 bombs, rockets and shells at it, about 400 of them landing inside. Four defenders were killed and 24 wounded. Key drafted the words of a poem on an envelope. The American detainees were sent ashore, the British fleet withdrew, and Key finished the poem and made a good copy of it in a Baltimore hotel the next day.” 

It was still flying, Key’s next couplet assures us:

And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.

However, Key then poses a second question–critical then and perhaps even more so today–in the last two lines of the first stanza:

O, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Most of us do not think of it as a question, probably because the performers who lead us in song never present it as a matter of doubt. We sing it, loudly and proudly, telling the world that we are the land of the free and the home of the brave. But Key wrote it as a question, not an exclamation. So let’s ask Key’s question–but about the America we live in now.

Is it accurate to describe America as ‘the land of the free’ when 27.3% of Black, non-Hispanic children, 22.4% of Hispanic children, and 8.8% of white children are growing up in poverty? Is everyone free in ‘the land of the free’ when the top 10% of households hold 67% of wealth, while the bottom 50% possess only 3%? Are we all free when white families have six times the average wealth of Black families and Hispanic families?

How free are we when politicians in dozens of states have maneuvered to keep groups of people from voting, when millions of college graduates are in debt, and when millions more leave college without a diploma but with a heavy debt burden?

Are we truly ‘the land of the free’ when millions of Americans are in thrall to political leaders who celebrate the January 6th, 2021, attack on the Capitol?  Those duplicitous men and women seem ignorant of the fact that the January 6th insurrection was only the second such attack in our nation’s entire history, the British having captured Washington during the War of 1812. 

Can we call America ‘the land of the brave’ when we no longer call on our young people to serve but rely instead on a professional military–the brave men and women whom our leaders send, over and over and over, to serve tours of duty in hostile environments but then fail to provide for when they return home–while most of the rest of us happily ‘thank them for their service’ by singing our National Anthem?

I suggest we think about how we seem to be losing what we prize. Is the America envisioned in ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ slipping away because we lack the lift of a driving dream?  Because we ask almost nothing of our young people…and very little of ourselves?

Could it be time to revive the idea of national service and reinstate the military draft?  What if all young people–men and women–were obligated to give two years of their lives in service to our country? Serving in the military should be just one of a menu of options. In return, we taxpayers would commit to paying for two years of post-secondary education or training for young people after they serve.  National service would be a great leveler, because no one could avoid dealing with people different from themselves.

Let’s also encourage the study of ‘The Star–Spangled Banner’ in high school, because it is, after all, an important primary document of our nation. What does it mean that Key was an abolitionist who owned slaves, a man who professed to hate slavery but did nothing of consequence to end it?  The man who extolled ‘the land of the free’ owned eight slaves when he died in 1843, but throughout his life he fought in court to free other slaves, and at one point did free six or seven of his own slaves.  Inquiring into the intent of “The Star-Spangled Banner” could lead to fascinating discussions about how we have chosen to interpret our nation’s principles (not to mention how a mark of punctuation can make a significant difference in meaning, as in the Second Amendment to the Constitution.) 

Living in the land of the free should not be a free ride, nor should patriotism be an empty word.  We would do well to heed JFK’s important advice: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”

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It’s worth noting that Key wrote three more stanzas, none of which ends with a question. One is ambiguous, the others proudly patriotic.  Here’s the end of the fourth and final stanza:

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, 

And this be our motto – “In God is our trust,” 

And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave 

O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave. 

Results of the 2024 “Biking My Age” Challenge

Here’s the news, which I hope won’t be TMI, but, regarding my “Bike My Age” annual challenge, I made it, but not by much.  It’s the 14th year in a row that I’ve managed it, and, believe me, it’s getting more difficult.  If you haven’t donated to our Island Housing Trust, please do so. IHT is building affordable/attainable homes and apartments for the men and women (and their children) who keep the community together.  Any amount will help.  Thanks

I actually turn 83 on Friday the 14th of June, but Wednesday the 12th was a perfect day for a long bike ride–low temperature, very little wind, and some cloud cover–and so I was on the road at 5:45 AM, cycled 30 miles, and came home for a lovely breakfast of  blueberry pancakes, coffee, and conversation.  After that long break, I went off again, mostly in the state forest near the Vineyard’s airport.  Joan met me at our favorite sandwich shop, 7A in West Tisbury, for a late lunch and–critical–a ride home for a shower and a good nap.  (My helmet isn’t visible in this photo, but I wore one. Trust me, I always do!)

Joan’s famous blueberry pancakes:

Now, of course, I have to file a notarized statement with ABBA (in Stockholm, Sweden), attesting to the fact that a) I completed the appropriate distance or longer; and b) I have not taken performance-enhancing drugs in the past 90 days; c) I did not take more than one 10-minute nap during the ride; and d) I did not have sex during the ride.  Then I will receive another glossy impressive certificate from ABBA, suitable for framing.

ABBA has asked me to run its American branch, and I am inclined to accept. I’ll write more about that later with information about how you can join..  

If donating to IHT isn’t your priority, then please consider the following valuable organizations:

World Central Kitchen

Feeding America

if you support public education: The Network for Public Education

If you value good reporting about education: 

The Hechinger Report

Chalkbeat

The Education Writers Association

Thanks,

John

“Biking My Age”

In a few days I will turn 83 and will once again attempt to “Bike My Age,” but here’s a far more urgent issue: Housing insecurity and food insecurity.  Both are significant problems in communities around the world, including the island that Joan and I have retired to, Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts.

Combating HungerWorld Central Kitchen and Feeding America are two notable organizations helping combat food insecurity, and on Martha’s Vineyard our Food Pantry helps hundreds of families. 

Finding a safe, affordable place to live:  Creating affordable (or attainable) housing may be a tougher nut to crack, but here on Martha’s Vineyard the Island Housing Trust has built 156 affordable homes, which it has sold or rented to qualified Islanders, the teachers, health care workers, police and firemen and civil servants (and their children) who keep the island running.  IHT also has 149 new units currently in production.  The need is greater, which means that IHT needs more support.

“Biking My Age:” Some of you may know that every year since I turned 70 in 2011 I have managed to “bike my age.”  For the past few years I’ve asked friends to contribute to a worthy cause, and many of you have.  In a few days I will turn 83 and will try to bike 83 miles.   If I make it, I hope each of you will contribute $8300000000000 to the Island Housing Trust–leaving the placement of the decimal point up to each donor.

It is very, very easy to make a tax-deductible donation with a credit card or PayPal.  Just click here

Although I have managed to “Bike My Age” for the past 13 years, I am now a year older with a lot more aches and creaks, and the distance has increased by another mile.  Which means that what stockbrokers say about investing in the market is equally true about biking one’s age: “Past performance is no guarantee of future results.”  

If you’re looking for a reason to make a charitable, tax-deductible gift, here it is.  If you’re rooting for me, please support IHT.

And if you’d like to join me for part of the ride, or if you want to keep apprised of my progress (or lack thereof), please text me at 646.373.3034.

And thanks very much…..

Who Removed “public” from “Republican”?

Full disclosure: Genetically, I am 50% Republican, the offspring of a liberal Democrat and a conservative Republican.  Environmentally, I should be about 60-70% Republican, because I grew up in a Republican stronghold, a Connecticut suburb of New York City.  

What’s more , I am old enough (83 today!) to have strong memories of the “Grand Old Party (GOP), many of whose politicians often (but not always) put the public interest ahead of politics.  These Republican men and women had brains, courage, insight, and a strong love of America.  In the U.S. Senate alone, the list includes Margaret Chase Smith, Howard Baker, Jacob Javits, Edward Brooke, Charles Percy, Bob Dole, Barry Goldwater, Mark Hatfield, Charles ‘Mac’ Mathias, Bill Brock, John Danforth, John Heinz, Richard Lugar, Nancy Kasselbaum, Wayne Morse, Everett Dirksen, Elizabeth Dole, Alan Simpson, John Chafee, William Cohen, Warren Rudman, Arlen Spector, John McCain, Jim Jeffords, Lowell Weicker, and Olympia Snowe.  (Spector later became a Democrat; Jeffords an Independent.)  

Today, sadly, you can count the Republican politicians with those characteristics on the fingers of one hand. Today’s GOP is anti-public education, anti-public transportation, anti-public libraries, anti-public health, anti-public parks, anti-conservation, and generally opposed to anything and everything connected with the notion of a ‘common good.’  

The conventional wisdom blames Donald Trump, but the rot in the Grand Old Party began well before he emerged.  I think its roots are in the Reagan era, when ‘greed is good’ became a popular mantra.  Before too long, GOP came to stand for “Greedy Old Politicians.”

Since Donald Trump took over the GOP, it has plummeted to unimaginable depths of greed, cynicism, and depravity.  I submit that today “GOP” stands for “Greedy Opportunistic P*ussy Grabbers.”

Can anyone put ‘public’ back the Republican Party? Without ‘public,’ Republican is simply  REANS, which I suppose stands for Regressive, Extremist, Antediluvian, Narcissistic Sycophants.” That’s a tragedy for the country, which needs a robust two-party system. That’s why the 50% of me that’s genetically Republican is hoping and praying that a Democratic rout thisNovember will bury the current GOP and lead to a rebirth of a strong, principled Republican party. 

Appreciating Teachers

As another ‘Teacher Appreciation Week’ comes to a close, let’s ask whether classroom teaching is truly a profession. Perhaps it’s a calling. Or maybe it’s just a job…and not a very good one at that.

Whatever the case, these are tough times for teachers and teaching. Here’s why:

Not enough of us want to become teachers: Between 2008 and 2019, the number of students completing traditional teacher education programs in the U.S. dropped by more than a third, according to a 2022 report by the American Association of Colleges for Teacher Education. The report found that the steepest declines were in degree programs in areas with the greatest need for instructors, such as bilingual education, science, math and special education.

Too many teachers leave the classroom every year: With 3.6 million teachers in employment, roughly 288,000 leave each year. If the US had a similar attrition rate to Finland, only 108,000 teachers would leave each year. That would mean an additional 180,000 teachers for schools to choose from, according to this report.

Here’s why many of them are leaving:  According to Dr. Richard Ingersoll of the University of Pennsylvania, teacher turnover is mostly driven by dissatisfaction. Ingersoll says this dissatisfaction is a result of a lack of freedom. Teachers are micromanaged. While they are being told to differentiate and tailor to each specific child, they must also stick to a scripted curriculum. At the same time, they have no say in school-wide decisions.

And so our schools have real teacher shortages: Based on data from the states with published information, 47 states plus the District of Columbia had an estimated 286,290 teachers who were not fully certified for their teaching assignments, according to the Learning Policy Institute.

States having the most trouble filling vacancies: Illinois, Kansas, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Rhode Island.  Not far behind are Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Indiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Nebraska, North Carolina, West Virginia, and Wyoming, according to data compiled by the Learning Policy Institute.

“So, are they quitting because they’re fed up with their heavy-handed union bosses?” The hostility of the question took me by surprise. I was explaining to my dinner companion, a veteran lawyer, that 40% of new teachers leave the field within five years, and right away he jumped to his anti-union conclusion disguised as a question.

No, I explained. Unions don’t seem to have anything to do with it; it’s most often related to working conditions: class size, discipline policies, and how much control and influence they have over their daily activities.

“It’s not money?” he asked, aggressively suspicious. Not according to surveys, I explained.

I described what I’d seen of a teacher’s daily work life. He interrupted, “How can it be a profession if you can’t take a leak when you need to?

While that’s not a criterion that social scientists use to define a profession, my cut-to-the-chase acquaintance might be onto something.

Can teaching be a true profession if you can’t take a bathroom break when nature calls?

When I wrote about this a while back, many teachers were upset by that comment, including Susan Graham, who wrote, “It seems to me that taking a bathroom break whenever the individual feels the urge has little to do with professionalism and a lot to do with time, context and management of workflow.  Do lawyers take a “potty break” whenever they want? I can’t remember a single episode of Law and Order where a recess was called for Jack McCoy to ‘take a leak’ or for Claire Kincaid to ‘go to the ladies room.’ Of course that’s just TV. A lawyer would tell you that they spend most of their time meeting with clients, collecting information, reviewing case history, meeting, analyzing potential outcomes, negotiating with other lawyers, and preparing presentations. The courtroom is just the tip of the iceberg. 

The problem is that there doesn’t seem to be an awareness that the time in front of the classroom is the tip of the iceberg of teaching. No, teachers don’t get to “go” whenever they need to. For one thing, teachers are expected to practice in isolation, something neither “professionals” or “knowledge workers” rarely do. Not having “enough time to pee” isn’t as much of a complaint as not having enough time to plan, to assess student work, to collaborate with colleagues, to do or read research, to make meaningful contact with parents. Teachers don’t expect to stroll out of the classroom for a potty break any more than lawyers expect to “take a leak” during the middle of cross examining a witness. What they seek is acknowledgement that teaching is highly complex work.
Whether you call us “professionals” or “knowledge workers”, what we want is enough time to do our job well; the discretion to apply the knowledge and skills we have worked to acquire; sufficient collaboration to continue to inform and improve our practice; and respect for our intention to act in the best interest of our students.”

Certainly, teachers and their supporters want teaching to be seen as a profession. They’ve won the linguistic battle. Googling ‘the teaching profession’ produced nearly 3 billion references, while ‘teaching as an occupation’ and ‘the teaching occupation’ produced only 69 million.

Social scientists have no doubt about the status of teaching.  According to Richard Ingersoll of the University of Pennsylvania, “We do not refer to teaching as a profession. It doesn’t have the characteristics of those traditional professions like medicine, academia, dentistry, law, architecture, engineering, et cetera. It doesn’t have the pay, the status, the respect, or the length of training, so from a scientific viewpoint teaching is not a profession.”  He carefully refers to teaching as an occupation, noting that it’s the largest occupation of all in the USA. And growing at a faster rate than the student population.

Jennifer Robinson, a teacher educator at Montclair State University in New Jersey, believes our familiarity with teachers and schools breeds disrespect for teaching. “We don’t treat teaching as a profession because we’ve all gone to school and think we’re experts. Most people think, ‘Oh, I could do that,’ which we would never do with doctors.”

Robinson suggests that a significant part of our population–including lots of politicians–does not trust teachers. She cites the drumbeat of criticism in the media, blaming teachers for low test scores.

A common criticism is that teachers come from the lowest rungs of our academic ladder, a charge that Ingersoll says is simply not true. “About 10% of teachers come from institutions like McAlester, Yale and Penn,” he says. “Perhaps 25% come from the lowest quartile of colleges,” meaning that close to two-thirds of teachers attend the middle ranks of our colleges and universities.

According to Ingersoll, one hallmark of a profession is longevity, sticking with the work. In that respect, teaching doesn’t make the grade. As noted above, his research indicates that at least 40% of new teachers leave the field within five years, a rate of attrition that is comparable to police work. “Teaching has far higher turnover than those traditional professions, lawyers, professors, engineers, architects, doctors and accountants,” Ingersoll reports. Nurses tend to stick around longer than teachers. Who has higher quit rates, I asked him. “Prison guards, child care workers and secretaries.”

The always thoughtful Curtis Johnson weighs in: “There are now some 75 schools where teachers are in charge, have authority over everything that counts for student and school success. At EE we called them ‘teacher-powered’ schools. In these schools, the teachers are in fact professionals, and turnover is very low.” For readers who find this interesting, check it out here.

James Noonan has a contrary view: “Harvard’s Howard Gardner may be best known for his theory of multiple intelligences, but he has spent a far larger proportion of his esteemed career studying the role of the professions in creating a more just and ethical world (see http://www.thegoodproject.org). The framework that he and his colleagues developed would suggest that teaching (in the U.S.) is not a profession, but that’s not to say that its status is inevitable or immutable. Many countries and systems of education (like Finland, as you suggest, and Ontario and Singapore and a host of others) have placed teachers on par with other professionals and they have found great success.
        … Teaching is not a profession currently, but the first step in changing that is envisioning something different and creating spaces (like the “teacher-powered” schools mentioned above) where teachers can experience what true professionalism feels like.”

Perhaps teaching is a calling? Those who teach score high on measures of empathy and concern for others and social progress, Ingersoll and others have noted. As a reporter and a parent, I have met thousands of teachers whose concern for their students was visible and admirable.

Trying to elevate the profession’s status (or arguing about it) is a waste of energy, according to Robert Runté, an associate professor of education at the University of Lethbridge in Alberta, Canada. More than 20 years ago, he wrote,

“Since one needs schools before one can have school teachers, teachers are stuck with their status as salaried employees working within large organizations. Teachers have always been and will always be subject to direction from their school board and the provincial bureaucracy. They are, to that degree at least, already proletarianized.  Consequently, the whole question of whether teaching is a profession, or can become one, is a red herring. The real issue is the degree to which teachers can resist deskilling and maintain some measure of autonomy within the school bureaucracy.”

To some, he may be going off the deep end when he asserts that the construct of ‘profession’ is a trumped-up label created to flatter workers and distinguish themselves from others.

The essay continues: “The only feature that ever really distinguished the professions from other occupations was the “professional” label itself. What we are is knowledge workers, and as such we have a responsibility to both ourselves and to the public to become reflective practitioners. As reflective practitioners we can reassert, first our ability, and then our right, to assume responsibility for the educational enterprise. We must stop worrying about unimportant issues of status and focus instead on the real and present danger of deskilling.”

When I first wrote about this, reader Susan Johnson responded: A student of history knows that professions evolve over time. There was a time when a barber could do “surgery” and a lawyer could practice after being apprenticed to another lawyer. My own grandmother ran into trouble for delivering babies without the benefit of specialized training and credentials because that practice was fairly common in her place and time.
        When teachers first formed an association, they wanted the authority to make decisions about curriculum, instruction and personnel, but were only granted the ability to bargain for salaries, benefits, and working conditions. And so, this association became a union, which will only exist as long as teachers are not the decision-makers. So it is likely true that union bosses do not want to see professional independence for teachers. However, these unions have the potential to evolve into powerful professional organizations similar to the American Medical Association.
        But change is on the horizon: teachers are starting to take control of the schools in which they teach. When schools are run by teachers who make almost all decisions regarding curriculum, instruction, selection and retention of personnel, then they will be full professionals. When the next teacher shortage hits, and the “captive women” are no longer available to teach our children, I believe districts will start to offer professional autonomy to people willing to staff the nation’s classrooms.”

“Deskilling,” a concerted effort to reduce teaching to mindless factory work, is the enemy of professionalism.  Remember that awful graphic in the film “Waiting for ‘Superman’” where the heads of students are opened up and ‘knowledge’ is poured in by teachers?  That’s how some politicians and education ‘reformers’ understand the role of schools and teachers. And how much skill does it take to pour a pitcher? Not much, and so why should we pay teachers more, or even give them job protection? Just measure how well they pour (using test scores of course), compare them to other teachers (value-added), and then get rid of the poor pourers. Bingo, education is reformed!

Teaching has taken some big hits in recent years, driven in great part by the education reform movement that argues, disingenuously, that “great teachers make all the difference.” This position allows them to ignore the very clear effects of poverty, poor nutrition, poor health and substandard housing on a child’s achievement.

Most parents are not fooled by this. Their respect for their children’s teachers and schools remains high.

So what’s to be done?  I believe that schools ought to be viewed as ‘knowledge factories’ in which the students are the workers. In this model, teachers are managers, foremen, and supervisors, and knowledge is the work product of their factory. In that model, students must be doing real work, an issue I have written about.

Here’s an excerpt from “Teaching Ain’t Brain Surgery–It’s Tougher,”  a provocative essay by Richard Hersh, a distinguished former college president and a friend:

(In the) face of an acknowledged short and long-term teacher shortage, the imperative for excellent teachers and teaching conditions is profoundly undermined by a patronizing “teaching ain’t brain surgery” mentality–the belief that anyone with an undergraduate degree can teach. Teachers in a very real sense operate on the brain too but teaching ain’t brain surgery–it’s tougher!

How are brain surgeons educated? Four years of undergraduate work, at least four arduous years of medical school, and several additional years of internships and residencies are required to master the knowledge and skills to operate on the finite topography of the brain. With such training, these superbly prepared surgeons are expected by society to operate on one anesthetized patient at a time supported by a team of doctors and nurses in the best equipped operating rooms money can buy. For this we gladly pay them handsomely.
How are teachers educated? They receive a spotty four-year undergraduate education with little clinical training. At best, an additional year for a Master’s degree is also required for professional certification. Teachers are expected by society to then enter their “operating rooms” containing 22-32 quite conscious “patients”, individually and collectively active. Often the room is poorly equipped, and rarely is help available as teachers also attempt to work wonders with the brain/mind, the psychological and emotional attributes of which are arguably as complex to master as anything a brain surgeon must learn. For this we gladly pay teachers little.

Conditions for professional service matter. Contemplate the results if our highly educated and trained brain surgeons were expected to work in the M.A.S.H. tent conditions equivalent to so many classrooms. In such an environment we would predictably see a much higher rate of failure.                                                                         

Or, consider if the roles were reversed-that brain surgeons were educated and rewarded as if teachers. It is virtually impossible to contemplate because it is hard to conceive of any of us willing to be operated on by someone with so little education or clinical training in a profession held in so much public disdain.                       

We take for granted that the current professional education, training, rewards, and working conditions for brain surgeons are necessary and appropriate for the complexity and value of the work performed. Not so obvious is that teaching well in one elementary classroom or five or six secondary school classes each day is as difficult, complex, and as important a task as brain surgery. But to do it well, to be truly a profession, teachers require exponentially more education, training, better working conditions and rewards than are currently provided. Unless and until we acknowledge this reality we will not solve the teacher shortage crisis, and school reform will inexorably fail.                                                     

To show respect for teaching and teachers, I suggest we leave the ‘profession/occupation’ argument to academics. Instead, let’s consider taking these  steps:

1) Support leaders whose big question is “How is this child intelligent?” instead of “How intelligent is this child?”

2) Elect school board members who believe in inquiry-based learning, problem solving, effective uses of technology, and deeper learning.

3) Insist on changes in the structure of schools so that teachers have time to watch each other teach and to reflect on their work. These are standard operating procedures in Finland and other countries with effective educational systems.

4) Ban cell phones so kids can focus on the present and their immediate surroundings.

5) Expand and improve extracurricular activities, because they are often the most important part of school for many students

Oh, and bathroom breaks for teachers when necessary….

So, as another Teacher Appreciation Week ends, consider the costs of continuing to under-appreciate teachers and public schools generally. We are truly eating our seed corn when we devalue public education. 

Pay attention to politics, to local, state, and national candidates. Listen to students, particularly to those who are staying away from schools.

Public schools don’t need to be more ‘rigorous,’ and anyone who says that ought to be drummed out of the public sphere. Our schools need to be more welcoming, more interesting, and more challenging, for students and for teachers.